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Gyuri-senpai, you're the best!
This is the first episode of 2025.
I'm Yamashita Gambler, captain of Goppai.
Happy New Year, everyone!
It's already 2025.
Do you have any goals for 2025?
I want this YouTube audience to increase.
I put it in my wrist or little ear.
Oh, that's it!
It's amazing that it's playing 100,000 times.
Please.
Reina, you're wearing pajamas, aren't you?
I'm wearing pajamas!
You're wearing pajamas today, aren't you?
I'm not wearing pajamas today.
That's not it?
Really?
Can you explain it to me?
I haven't forgotten it.
You've forgotten it, haven't you?
I've forgotten it.
You're making a funny face.
I've forgotten it.
How did you come up with it?
I went to school for a test.
You're wearing school uniform.
I'm wearing school uniform and I'm wearing clothes.
I was going to practice with you, but I only put in lessons.
I tried on the lessons you gave me.
Then I put on my underwear and I was in trouble.
That's not it.
That's right.
Reiko helped me out.
You helped me out.
Reiko's pajamas.
I'm sorry.
They're my lessons.
That's not it.
That's not good.
I forgot it from the first time I saw it.
Today's project is...
RIO, please.
This is the first episode of the year.
We will choose the luckiest member of 2025.
As a reward for being chosen by this lucky girl, we will do what you want to do in this program.
What do you want me to do?
For example, what do you want to do with a woman?
I want to play athletics with a woman.
What do you want me to do?
I want to do a 50,000 yen project.
50,000 yen is a lot of money.
There are 2014 people in this program.
Normally, there is a 10,000 yen project, but there are a lot of people in this program, so I want to do a 50,000 yen project.
This is a reward for being chosen by this lucky girl.
I want to do something like "I'm going to kiss you".
This is a reward for being chosen by this lucky girl.
Let's go to the theme park together!
However, since it is low budget, we can't give you 50,000 yen.
We can't give you 50,000 yen.
I think it's about 3,000 yen from the show.
We'll add 1,000 yen and give you 5,000 yen.
Do you want to eat something for 5,000 yen?
Let's do it together.
Since we're doing it together, we can't give you anything less than 5,000 yen.
How about a test talk?
I think we can do a test talk or a passage check.
Today, we're going to play a lot of luck games.
Today, there are 11 members.
It's a little hard to do.
It's hard to do. There are a lot of people.
It's weird, isn't it?
It's weird.
I don't know about this.
I'm not good at acting.
Before we play the luck game, I want you to leave with one person.
What?
I've been playing with you for a long time.
Who said that?
I won't say that.
Who said that?
I heard it from my right ear.
In 2025, there will be a snake festival.
I heard about it.
I want you to think about it as a snake.
Everyone thinks about it like a holopi.
Can I say it like a holopi?
Yes, you can say it like a holopi.
What do you want me to say?
The hurdle of holopi may be higher.
So it may be disadvantageous for other people.
The person who thinks that this person was the worst is eliminated.
So think about it a little more.
Even if you can do it, please do it.
Isn't it better to be fast like this?
It's a lie, isn't it? I was the fastest.
I was the closest.
Then, please.
Wow, this desk has been used for a long time.
Oh, it's a snake. A snake user.
Isn't it wonderful?
It's really good.
It's good.
It was good. I thought it would be bad, but I was relieved at the end.
I don't think it will be dropped.
Next, please.
It's getting harder and harder.
Yes, yes, yes.
Snake's snout.
Wow!
It's good.
It's like this.
It's the best so far, but it's not good at all.
It's the second time now, so it's the best so far, but...
I'll go.
Snake's snout.
Wow!
I see. Snake and snout are moving and getting smaller.
It's good, isn't it?
It's second place so far.
No, no, no.
Snake's snout.
Oh!
I see.
The last time was like this.
That's right.
Sayuri is in third place.
I'm glad!
Is it okay to announce it like this?
I don't know yet.
Next, please.
Ah!
It was really good.
It's new.
Hand...be...
It's good.
Who's next?
Yes.
I'll go.
Yes.
I want you~♪
"Heavy" of "Heavy Rotation".
Oh!
You can not say "kiss" like that!
I like it because I use idol-like weapons.
Yes, yes
Who else is doing it?
Like this
Oh, oh, oh
I see.
It may seem like a bomb, but it's still a helmet.
That's right, it's a helmet.
It's a beam, beam.
It's technology, technology.
It's technology.
Yes.
Heavyweight championship.
I'm a heavyweight.
It's a heavy fight.
It's a fight, isn't it?
It's a great fight.
It's great.
Ayami didn't fall for anything here.
To be honest, she didn't fall for anything.
Who else?
Reina and Rinsan.
Who else?
Taki will go.
What?
No.
No, no, no.
No, Reina.
I'm sorry.
It's a great fight.
Did you use your own brain?
Yes, I used my own brain.
I'll go.
Yes.
What?
What's wrong with you?
It's the same.
Didn't it work?
This is a big problem.
How about this one?
It's a big problem.
It's a bit difficult.
I don't know if I should look at it.
I'll do it for now.
You'll do it?
Everyone used it, so I can't do anything about it.
That's right, you used it a lot.
Snake.
I'll go.
I won't lose the snake this year.
What?
B!
I think it's "k" for "reina".
I see. I understand.
It's because it's related to "meian".
It's "meian", isn't it?
"Meian" is the most popular.
"Meian".
Have you met her before?
She was in front of you, right?
She was in front of me.
Who was the most "aganga"?
"Tenna" I guess.
You gave me back my Instagram follow, didn't you?
What?
Instagram follow?
You gave me a like, too.
What the hell are you doing?
It's good that you gave me a like, but it wasn't good.
What?
To be honest, it was worse than last night.
I'm glad you're happy.
I see.
But you've been around a lot, haven't you?
No, I've been around a lot.
It's different every second.
It's quite a big move.
I see.
I felt a difference.
I see.
So, "Tenna" is out of luck.
You gave me a lot of likes.
I hope you'll give me a like until the third one.
Until the next one?
Now we have ten people.
I'd like to try it out.
The first round is...
I'd like you to do wasabi sushi.
Wasabi?
I'd like you to do wasabi sushi.
There are five people in this previous row.
Two of them have wasabi in their mouths.
Oh, no!
Two of them have wasabi in their mouths.
The two of you who ate it are out of luck.
That means...
Let's decide which one we want.
I want this one.
Have you decided?
I've decided.
I don't know what it is.
Let's say it together.
Okay.
One, two...
How is it?
It's light and delicious.
It's too spicy and my nose is burning.
It's delicious.
It's completely different.
It's facing this way.
Oh, it's true.
Which one is in it?
The right one is in it.
Look at me.
It's completely different.
So, there are three people left who will be eliminated this time.
Next, the five people in the back.
We will have you do "mustard cream puffs".
There are two cream puffs with mustard in it.
In the same way as before.
But mustard cream puffs are surprisingly pleasant.
What is this?
Mustard cream puffs?
Are you okay?
What do you mean "mustard cream puffs"?
So, everyone, please choose one.
I want this one.
You don't like it?
No.
Then, let's choose one.
Let's choose one.
This is bad.
I'm against it.
It's not good.
It doesn't go well.
I see.
But there is a little bit of cream.
It's normal cream.
It's not good.
It's not spicy, it's not good.
So,
But,
You two are eliminated.
So, All six of you have moved to the previous round.
I'm glad you're motivated.
Yes.
These six of you will play in the second round.
The second round is "balloon dimension bomb".
We will set up a timer here so that the balloons will break, so if you have a balloon in your hand and it breaks, you will be eliminated.
We will do it twice.
So two people will fall here.
I'm scared.
Is it okay in this order?
One, two, three!
What is it? Is it a heart?
Wow, it's Saki!
He...
Ri...
But...
But what!?
What!?
It's like a crab, isn't it?
What is this? Crab?
Is it a snack?
It's a crab shell!
Don't lie!
Misawa-chan is out.
She couldn't get her butt off.
Reina-san said it, but Misawa-chan is out.
It's pretty scary.
Get your butt off properly.
Don't be like me.
It's narrow.
What?
It's going to be a bomb.
Yes!
It's amazing.
From now on, we're going to have you compete with signs only.
Signs only.
So you two decide and stand at the end of the line.
If you can hit only that sign, you win.
This is also about luck.
It's about luck, but if you swing it around, you might win.
Are you listening?
You can't not listen even if you don't do it.
Please listen.
Feel the sign and hit it once.
You have to swing it only once.
If you swing it earlier, you have no choice but to hit it.
That's one thing, and you have to hit it quickly.
Who will do it?
Is there anyone you want to compete with?
Who do you want to compete with?
Let's do it with signs only.
Leave it for 2024.
Let's do it with signs only and people who are in trouble.
How about this? Does it hurt?
Does it hurt?
Try hitting it.
Can I hit it?
I don't know what's going on.
It's spinning.
Are you ready?
Yes, we are.
Okay.
Ready,
Start!
It is said that you will break up soon, isn't it?
Once, just once, I will break up with you.
Is there anyone here?
Why are you so scared of something that isn't like that at all?
It doesn't matter where you put it.
It's already fallen.
It's already fallen, so...
OK, OK, OK.
Can you move?
You can be bolder.
You can feel it, can't you?
Yes, I can feel it.
Let it go.
When will you let it go?
It's no good. It fell.
It fell once.
See?
It's no good.
But you said you were going to make a noise, so it fell.
It's a strategy.
Yes.
Is that what you're talking about?
That's right. But in the end, it's like...
It's amazing.
All of a sudden, it's like...
It's coming closer and closer.
It's amazing!
It's coming closer and closer.
It's amazing!
I did it!
Drape ended up like this.
Yes.
Have you decided on your strategy?
I won't do it anymore.
I would like to go to Nagashima Spa Land in my hometown as a senior citizen.
Where is Nagashima Spa Land?
It's in Mie Prefecture.
Mie Prefecture is my hometown.
We will go there, too.
You said you would go there as a senior citizen, but we will go there, too.
My uncle will go there, too.
While you were playing in Nagashima Spa Land, I went there for the first time.
What about you, Janissima?
I want to go there for lunch with everyone.
We won't go there for lunch.
It's convenient for your budget and it's okay for you to say it as an elementary school student.
Yes, then are you ready?
OK, then final round.
Ready, start!
What's wrong with you?
What did you want?
Nishimura said "passion" and "g" together.
- I want to do it, too. - Sounds good!
- But we're girls. - We won't do it.
- No way! - Of course we won't.
- "Passion". - We haven't done it before.
- Is there anyone who wants to do it? - I want to do it.
- But we have to do it until we die. - That's right!
- Then you two will definitely do it. - Yeah!
- Is there anyone who wants to do it? - Yes!
- Rei-chan! - Yeah.
- I think she'll regret it if she doesn't do it. - That's right.
- I think we can do it if four of us do it. - Yeah.
- So if four of us do it... - Yeah.
- I think we can do it. - Yeah!
"p" "yoshi" "yuka"
How long is this going to last?
peke peke peke peke
Oh, it opened!
One, two...
Happy New Year!
This is our first New Year's video!
It's already 2025!
What's our first New Year's video plan?
Speaking of New Year's...
We've done it before, haven't we?
We've done it in school classes.
Really?
We've done it in school uniforms.
That's right.
But it's been a while since we were in elementary school.
Today...
We're going to do it with our own faces.
This is the correct answer.
This is short.
This is long.
We're going to do it with our own faces.
It's funny.
It's my first time doing it with my own face.
Shall we shuffle it?
I want to do it with someone else's face.
Here we go.
What should we do?
It's not easy to understand.
There are the same parts.
That's right.
I'm going to do it with my face.
My bangs are hot and I feel like I can do it.
My nose and lips are close.
My eyes are round.
That's what it's supposed to look like.
Here we go.
I'll do my best.
This may decide my fortune for this year.
Shall we put back the parts?
The front part is good.
I'll do it with my mouth.
Mouth is important.
I'll do it with my mouth.
I don't know which way to do it.
I'll do it with my face.
This is the top part of my face.
This is my chin.
Like this?
Yeah.
Like this.
Next.
Next, what?
Nose.
Nose is important.
Front hair should be like this.
Is it too high?
Front hair should be like this.
Like this.
Lastly, left eye.
The placement is beautiful.
Is it beautiful?
It's not beautiful.
Should I put eyelashes?
Adjustment! Adjustment!
But the left and right of the eyes are the same.
Certainly.
The feeling is amazing.
This is the most serious.
Like this?
Wait a minute, is it too left?
Do your best! Do your best!
Are you okay? Are you okay there?
Please look forward to it.
It's like when you're surprised and you're like, "Oh, my God! It's not like that! It's not like that! Mouth and nose, too!
Okay, next up, I'm going to do Yuka's one.
Go for it!
But Yuka's face is already a few hundred times similar.
A few hundred times...
Okay, eyes first!
Yes, left?
Right eye!
Go for it!
Here we go!
Wow!
Yuka!
Even if you call me...
This is the head, right?
You're used to it now, right?
Okay, okay, I know.
My bangs are like this.
Wow!
It's pretty much the same.
My forehead is long.
My forehead is long and a little distorted.
It's around here.
Wow!
That's a good line!
It might be!
It's pretty much the same.
Okay, next up is the left eye.
Okay, left eye!
Wow!
Isn't it a little around here?
Wow!
Let me adjust it a little.
Oh, this is it!
Wow!
Yuka's face I always see!
Yuka's face!
Yuka's face is always like this.
Why?
My nose is important.
My nose is around here.
It's like you're taking distance.
Yuka's nose is drooping.
It's like you're taking distance.
This is up.
I slide up and imagine Yuka's usual face.
You're imagining it.
Yuka's usual face is around here.
I slide up and imagine Yuka's usual face.
What is this?
Is this your usual face?
It's fun.
I don't know if it's my usual face.
It may not be in the picture.
It's always like this in my eyes.
It's shocking.
I've seen a lot of Yashimen's face.
Yashimen's face is different in length.
I'm worried about that alone.
Which part do you start with first?
Is it the right eye?
This is the double eyelid.
This is the eye socket.
This is the face.
This is the bangs.
Is it the right eye?
Yuka has a sense of art.
How do you measure it?
Is it too far away from Yoshi?
It's too far away.
Yuka is really bad at it.
I'm good at art, though.
This is it!
OK, which one is next?
The nose.
It was good so far.
It was really good at first.
Wait a minute.
It's the other way around.
Is it between eyes and nose?
It's a little too early.
Do you want me to keep quiet and protect you?
Yuka is doing a terrible thing right now.
She might be a genius.
On the contrary.
Are you ready?
One, two...
Her back is beautiful.
Her back is beautiful, but...
Her nose and eyes are overlapping and she looks like she's doing it when she's angry.
That's right.
Her nose is so beautiful that it disappears when you take it away.
But I think it's the closest balance.
You have a sense of that.
It's all the opposite.
So, this is the first Mimmin-tan of the new year.
How was it?
It was scary, but I'm glad I did it properly.
No one did a good job.
No one did a good job, but we did something like a new year.
It was fun.
I want to do it again.
Let's do it next year.
I want to do it.
Please like and subscribe.
Bye bye.
Thank you for this year, too.